dysphorism
can you kill yourself without making a commitment to death forever
like just die for a year or something
then be like
im back bitches
(via juliaweiner)
i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
(via mypussybaldlikecaillou)
kirbyrightbackatya
do you ever see someone with the same name as you and your immediate reaction is just
(via justin-mak)
if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business
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gleeson666
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
(via justin-mak)
